I've seen one of Arj Barker's shows and to me it seemed like it wouldn't take much to distract him. His show felt very scripted and rehearsed and he would often stumble, then pause and try to get himself back into his lines. He's a very funny man on TV shows but I didn't think he was good live.
Please shower in the morning. I don't really care what you do at night. I work with a man who really needs to shower in the mornings as he smells musty, sweaty, gooey, oozy, oily and generally bad. Thankfully I don't need to be near him often but when I do I back off as soon as I get a whiff. Otherwise I agree with about 75% of your list